Risking heresy, once again

…but if I don’t laugh, I’ll cry. So don’t read this if you’re A) easily offended, B) can’t take a joke, or C) think the new Big Bish is Quite The Gal. And yes, I’m an Evil Crossposter, as I already posted this over at the Blessed Sacrament Message Board.

Did anyone else notice that they managed to elect Rainbow Brite as the Primate of North America (or whatever her title is). Pics here.

And, for your, erm, caroling pleasure (don’t read this if humor is not one of your major defense mechanisms), found here.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Kate Schori’s invested,
And tanned and well-rested,
Frank’s out on his ear!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

It’s the hap, happiest season of all!
Kate’s hat is more pointy,
The right’s out of jointy,
And playing hardball!
It’s the hap, happiest season of all!

There’ll be liturgies crazy and sermons quite lazy
And syncretism just for you.
Defections increasing, parishes deceasing
And deficits out the wazoo.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Kate Schori’s the primate,
A liberal climate,
And Robbie’s still queer!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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